By Dan Hopper
The Backstreet Boys’ ongoing attempt to prolong their ability to sleep with younger chicks has yielded a new single, “Straight Through My Heart,” which sounds so goddamn much like a song directly out of the late-90s, I’m convinced that the band must’ve frozen song sperm back in their heyday then thawed it out in 2009 and impregnated a recording studio with it.
These guys are literally the Rolling Stones of music.
Source: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-07-23/backstreet-boys-release-new-single-in-continued-effort-to-bang-younger-women/
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